Family WhatsApp group
Family WhatsApp chain messages: "forward to 10 people"
Good morning sticker with flowers and glitter in the family group chat
Chat screenshots that don't crop out the important part
Surprise birthday party
Gender reveal party
Sending "hey" and waiting for a reply before saying what you want
Texting instead of calling
Calling instead of texting
"Very demure, very mindful"
Walking slowly in a group blocking the whole sidewalk
Saying "on a level of"
Office Secret Santa
Leaving a message on read for days
Wanting a boring conversation to just end
Group photos where nobody knows where to look
Texting "sorry, I missed your call" after 6 missed calls
Someone saying "no offense" right before the offense
Salpicão at Christmas
The Everybody Hates Chris scene where Greg says "Dude, she's so into you"
Replying to texts with stickers
Splitting the bill evenly even when you didn't drink
The way he says "não tá" lmaoooooooo
Mandatory company happy hour
Cutting in line "just to ask a quick question"
Replying to messages with just 👍
Woman talking to herself on the bus
Saying good morning in the elevator
Talking to a wall
The old lady saying "Oh no he won't"
Typing "lol" at the end of every sentence
"Got a haircut, do you guys like it?"
Raisins in Christmas rice
Asking how often he thinks about the Roman Empire
Arriving late and asking everyone to "wait just a little longer"
Read receipts
"Tenha calma, moreno, você não é assim" audio
Starting a story with "guys, you won't believe this"
Writing "looking forward to hearing from you" in an email
"Just a chill guy", the dog in a sweater
